“You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.”
- Daniel Franzese (via quotemadness)
if she’s moody spank her booty
Me: Wanna see some tiddies, please.
Tumblr: Sorry, not anymore. Too offensive.
Me: Oh.
Tumblr: We’ve still got swastikas, if that’ll help.
to my student who emailed me today asking if she should title her essay “what does grendel eat for breakfast? danish” or “no arm, no foul,” thank you. you don’t know that i was in the middle of hashing out how i’m handling your classmate’s intentional plagiarism, but receiving that email reminded me that some of you take your teenage rebellions in the right direction, and i love u for that.
All I know is my dash is 90% more nudity than ever before, now.
we got no jobs, no future, no planet or economy or society that haven’t been fucked up by the generations before us, but you know what we have tons of?
Spite.
This is beautiful and true.
reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:
- don’t understand twitter
- don’t understand twitter
- posts are in chronological order
- spite
- no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
- they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
- mega spite
- like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
- Direct Contact with the Memes
- god, wht the fuk even is twitter
- they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie
More reasons:
- tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text posts, sound, or video)
- shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else
- like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have fallen for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)
we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?
It’s socially acceptable for people to tell childless couples to have children, but not okay for anybody to tell people who clearly cannot afford more kids to stop having kids





















